Nothing Ever Happens

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

Top Cast

Jack Lionel BohnThe Baron

Charles JudelsWaistline

Jane GaleScramchen

Geraldine DvorakMadam

Curtis KarpePrizering

Clarence RockThe Room Clerk

Maurice CassMadam's Impresario (uncredited)

George GivotChef (uncredited)