Brain Smasher... A Love Story

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Top Cast

Andrew Dice ClayEd Molloy

Teri HatcherSamantha Crain

Yuji OkumotoWu

Deborah Van ValkenburghCammy Crain

Brion JamesBrown

Tim ThomersonBlack

Charles RocketJones

Nicholas GuestSmith